OUR PRIVACY POLICY:
We scoured the legalese of various sanctioned books and websites, trying to come up with the appropriate language for our privacy policy, but soon gave up on even understanding what the hell it all meant. So, bottom line, we will collect enough of your information to get your Star Gear to you. We may gather email addresses in an opt-out newsletter some time in the future, but we will NEVER SELL YOUR INFO TO ANYONE. We think that kind of slimy, spammy marketing sucks.
Also, our site is secured by the highest SSL security avaiable: 256-bit encryption. We do not see or retain any credit card numbers, they are transmitted via a secure connection to our credit card processor during the order confrimation process. As with other secure sites we see only what you see after you have confrimed your order: the last four digits. To check out our level of security, please click the X Ramp SSL button located at the bottom of every page at Dean Blackoak Star Gear. We take security VERY seriously.
All designs and text jokes used on Dean Blackoak Star Gear hats, licensed shirts, bags, and other products are copyrighted. Dean Blackoak himself invites his website
visitors and customers to share downloads from our site, or to pass along our witty jokes to their friends. Use of any Dean Blackoak Star gear design or text joke on any similiar
product or medium without prior approval is however strictly prohibited. Violators will be prosecuted with all possible means at our disposal.