A porn star's gotta have a heat-inspiring name to get the job done. With the help of a little technology, we've made that part easy. Below is a series of questions. Fill in the answers (make sure you answer all the questions), hit the "Get Your Name" button and we'll give you three possible porn star names (or on the results page, you can enter your own or any other name). Choose the one that best suits you** and put it on a hat. Zip, zap a porn star is made!
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2. Select one of our unique designs. • 3. Choose color and hat style that befits your image. 4. Check out. • 5. Check the mail for your porn star icon and secure it to your head.* | ||
| You are at step 1: Take a short quiz to generate your hidden porn star name. | ||
*For those who prefer to flaunt it, we can add the words "porn star" to your hat. If you prefer to keep people
guessing, we can leave it off. All hats shown are with sample names, yours will be one-of-a-kind.
After you take the "what's your porn star name" quiz below,
choose one of these great hat designs to flaunt your new image!
Your porn star name possiblities will appear at the top of the page.
**The only answers that are stored long term by this site are the ones that you select on the results page to become your porn star name. We do not record which questions you answer to generate your selected porn star name.
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